Beautiful Girl, Funny Sms,

God : what do you want ?

Boy : A Beautiful Girl

God : If u are a muslim, I will
          give u katrina kaif

          If u are a Hindu , i will give u
          bipasha basu

          and If you are a christian i will
          give u jenelia d'souza

          Whats your name my son ?

Boy : Abdul Vijay Farnandes

God:  Rakhi sawant de saale ko
          bahut oversmart ban raha hay.