Funny Sms, Funny Poetry, Papers Sms,

Moujood Thi Udaasi Abhi Pichli Raat Ki
Behla Tha Dil Zara Sa K Phir Raat Hogai,

Tashreeh >

Is Shair May
Shayar
Yeh
Batana
Chahta Hai K
Us Ko
.
.
.
Papers May
Sirf Aik Din Ka Gap Mila Hay.

Student sms, Funny Sms, Funny Student Sms, Urdu Funny Sms,

Naliqiue ki intha
Dad : tm paper deny q nahi gye ty?
Son : paper muskhil ta.
Dad : jaye bgair tmhy ksy pta chla?
Son : 2 din phly paper out hogya ta.

Student Sms, Funny Sms, Funny Urdu Sms, Exame Sms,

Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti

Karni nahi parti Bussss....ho jaati.

DUKHI STUDENT

Hum wo anna parast hay, Best Student Sms, Student Sms,

Hum wo anna parast hay jo kam marks le ker b kehtay hay

Wo teacher he bud-naseeb tha jo humare concept na  samaj saka.

How to kill an ant ?

Q : How to kill an ant ?
     Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Studen : Mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it
outside the Ant's Hole, After eating , Ant will search
for some water near a water tank. push Ant in to it.
Now Ant will go to dry itself near Fire.
When it reaches fire, Put a bomb into the fire. Then
admit wounded Ant in ICU. Remove Oxygen mask from it's
mouth n kill Ant.

Moral : Dont play with student thay can do anything for 15
            marks.

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai, Funny Sms,

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya ddar se
   per
   shok to hamay hai ni
  or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

New exam song....